Phuckin' Awesome lyrics - Nick Cannon

That's my weird friend Frank right there

My black friend Eddie yea he lives upstairs

His girlfriend Gurt she's twerking on the chair

Friends are a virtue I got em all here

Got a gay friend who lives in Rusida

Last name Jenkins first name Peta

Think that's ironic no me neither

But his t-shirt says I love divas

Friend [?] smoke alot of chiba

Politically correct yea cronic [?]

Then there's Evalisa believes she a diva

These are my friends and I'll never ever leave em

I need em

Dude you're me bro oh, no matter where you go

I'm right here if you need me, if you need me

If you need me, oh I'm right here

He's cool and she's cool

Cool with everybody in the party

Cause we're phuckin awesome

We're phuckin awesome

Oh we're phuckin awesome

Yea, yea, yea, yea

We're phuckin awesome

[x2]

Fucking awesome, awesome...

Young cats wanna act low pro

Hit em with new shots a patron

[?] wanna bang your moms

She's a milf but you're still my bro

It's no problem if she follows

[?] cocaine leave us home alone

Dude how rad I could be your step dad

Slumber parties every night

That's so kick ass

Dude you're me bro oh, no matter where you go

I'm right here if you need me, if you need me

If you need me, oh I'm right here

He's cool and she's cool

Cool with everybody in the party

Cause we're phuckin awesome

We're phuckin awesome

Oh we're phuckin awesome

Yea, yea, yea, yea

We're phuckin awesome

[x2]

Fucking awesome, awesome...

Dude you are the coolest

You're the coolest

Dude you're so cool that I wouldn't even fuck your sister

I want to but I wouldn't

Just give, just give me a hug dude

I phuckin love you dude

Nick Cannon rules, we're the phuckin awesome

He's cool and she's cool

Cool with everybody in the party

Cause we're phuckin awesome

We're phuckin awesome

Oh we're phuckin awesome

Yea, yea, yea, yea

We're phuckin awesome

[x2]

Fucking awesome, awesome...